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the last time i saw you, we just split in 2, you were looking at me, i was lookin at you, you had a way so familiar, i could not recognize, because you had blood in your face, I had blood in my eyes, but i can swear by ur expession, that the pain down in your soul was the same, as the one down in mine, thats the pain, that a straight line down to the heart, we call it love.
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[27 Oct 2005|12:43pm] |
SpLiFFySpLiM: you are gay
SpLiFFySpLiM: and ugly
SpLiFFySpLiM: and fat
SpLiFFySpLiM: and you suck at halo
SpLiFFySpLiM: and smash brothers
SpLiFFySpLiM: i think that covers everything
itsjustgraver: yo
itsjustgraver: i got nasty at smash
itsjustgraver: and u are hgarbage at halo'
itsjustgraver: and always will be
SpLiFFySpLiM: i am the commander of halo
SpLiFFySpLiM: you are a simpleton
SpLiFFySpLiM: BELOW AVERAGE = GRAVER
itsjustgraver: ya ok fag
itsjustgraver: at least i dontr wear a hat advertising that i enjoy beer
itsjustgraver: thats just gay
itsjustgraver: it weont make ppl like u
SpLiFFySpLiM: i think it has worked fairly well
itsjustgraver: psh u dont even no
itsjustgraver: but i do
SpLiFFySpLiM: you think you know but you have no idea
itsjustgraver: diary of a tool box
SpLiFFySpLiM: at least im not a tool shed like you
SpLiFFySpLiM: butt head
SpLiFFySpLiM: BUTT
SpLiFFySpLiM: HEAD
SpLiFFySpLiM: BITCH
itsjustgraver: dont start with the butt head
itsjustgraver: thats just immature
itsjustgraver: and immaturity is the road to failure
SpLiFFySpLiM: at least i dont have a bleached mo hawk to make people think im extreme
itsjustgraver: therefor u lose
itsjustgraver: i dont have a mohawk cock tease
SpLiFFySpLiM: you did once
SpLiFFySpLiM: not too lng ago
SpLiFFySpLiM: yo someone stole my license plates and keyed my whole car
itsjustgraver: wtf???????????????
itsjustgraver: o and my iriver is still in ur car
itsjustgraver: ur now keyed car
SpLiFFySpLiM: its so ugly
SpLiFFySpLiM: i hate it
itsjustgraver: u fuck someones gf u dirty bastard
SpLiFFySpLiM: no they saw how nice it was and they were jealous
SpLiFFySpLiM: and my ny plates
itsjustgraver: y would they steal ur plates?
itsjustgraver: ya u do have nice plates io guess
SpLiFFySpLiM: cuz they were new york and there was fight at this party and my car was there and the locals were rowdy
SpLiFFySpLiM: bad news
itsjustgraver: wow that sucks
itsjustgraver: maybe because they no u suck
itsjustgraver: and dont deserve to represent ny
SpLiFFySpLiM: i represent to the fullest
itsjustgraver: please dont
SpLiFFySpLiM: i quote ja rule wherever i go down here
SpLiFFySpLiM: hows miranda
SpLiFFySpLiM: did she get my letter
SpLiFFySpLiM: s
itsjustgraver: ya
itsjustgraver: we read em togethre
itsjustgraver: and laugh at how p[athetic u are
SpLiFFySpLiM: yeah but she thinks different things in her head
SpLiFFySpLiM: things like my penis
itsjustgraver: she can think whatever she wants but shes still on my penis and not urs
itsjustgraver: hows hana
itsjustgraver: u guys like gettin serious
SpLiFFySpLiM: she ims me all the time
itsjustgraver: i no
itsjustgraver: she likes to try to make me jealous while im having sex with another woman
itsjustgraver: the woman iss ir mother by the way
itsjustgraver: she likes when i call her nasty nafty
SpLiFFySpLiM: susan makes me sandwiches and chips n dip after i plow her lumpous ass
itsjustgraver: haha u said lumpoud
itsjustgraver: lumpous
SpLiFFySpLiM: its college man
itsjustgraver: its a college u go to now?
SpLiFFySpLiM: actually a university
itsjustgraver: i guess they want to make u re res fit in
itsjustgraver: yes ross you go to college
SpLiFFySpLiM: ALBANY SUCKS!!!
SpLiFFySpLiM: WEIRD STREETS!!!
itsjustgraver: u get used to the shit
itsjustgraver: ur still gay
SpLiFFySpLiM: im hetero
SpLiFFySpLiM: your ugly
itsjustgraver: Metro
itsjustgraver: so i heard someon keyed ur car cause u are gay, im sorry, i accept you. ppl are so ignorant
SpLiFFySpLiM: thats a low blow
SpLiFFySpLiM: im gonna key your car
itsjustgraver: this is an all out brawl
itsjustgraver: there aint no boundries nigga
SpLiFFySpLiM: fucked your sister/mother/girlfriend/chick with same name as your ex girlfriend/and your ex girlfriend
SpLiFFySpLiM: and i killed your dad
SpLiFFySpLiM: after i tied him up and made him watch me plow all the above named women
itsjustgraver: wsa this before or aftr u killed him?
itsjustgraver: cause ur pretty stupid
SpLiFFySpLiM: i said i killed him after i made him watch those activities
itsjustgraver: fag
SpLiFFySpLiM: nice comeback
itsjustgraver: shit i got nothin ya burned me
SpLiFFySpLiM: VICTORY!!!
itsjustgraver: nah
itsjustgraver: i just wanted to quote aqua teen
itsjustgraver: and u not noing that makes u suck
SpLiFFySpLiM: need more paper
SpLiFFySpLiM: there bitch
itsjustgraver: pshaw
itsjustgraver: i was having a shitty night but i enjoyed our talk i can sleep well now
itsjustgraver: u suck
itsjustgraver: u lose
itsjustgraver: gnight
SpLiFFySpLiM: peace gay fat and ugly wrapped in a peice of shit
SpLiFFySpLiM is away at 4:16:42 AM.
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[26 Oct 2005|08:17pm] |
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im back niggas, fuck ya'll
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[03 May 2005|06:54pm] |
Boo fuckin hoo you're not the only one whose life's a piece of shit
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit
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[10 Mar 2005|07:21pm] |
Choose Your Destiny
Flawless Victory
MORTAL COMBAT!
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[10 Mar 2005|06:26pm] |
:it's so hot in hear can i turn on the fan
:no it's too cold
:can i open the window?
:let him open the window he just sat through julius ceaser for you
:If he doesn't like it he can leave
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[25 Feb 2005|12:36am] |
blood is dripping from my head as i imagine what i did or said to make you feel as though i dont exist
i bang my head against the floor searching for answers and nothing more than an explanation for why i deserve to be treated like i wronged you
i did not cause this but you blame me as the catalyst for the way you feel
i just bash my head against the floor and punches to the wall, shout whats the point
i never tried to hurt you but it is my fault
it has to be my fault
im the jerk.
so now i wait until your done and accept me as your loved one, and ill come crawling back into your arms as the blood drips in my eyes, because i no its not worth it.
i wish you saw that earlier before i had to crack my skull and rub it in your face. show you that you hurt me, that i dont want this, that i just want it to be better, i don't care about the past.
and hold me in your arms cause we both know this isnt worth a shorter sleep.
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[24 Feb 2005|09:31am] |
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ahhhhh hofstra is so gay 8/10 of the class and i just got kciked out b/c we didnt read the assigned reading, wtf is upp with that!
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[14 Feb 2005|10:42am] |
You Know You're From Westchester When... |
You go to a Dave Matthews Band concert and end up running into people you know from your school.
Half the people in your school mysteriously develop inner-Queens accents during 7th and 8th grade.
Starbucks is a regular stop for you.
You say Abercrombie & Fitch makes you want to puke, yet you sport at least one outfit from the store each week
NYU is your top choice for college.
If you go to Catholic school, you know everyone at all the Catholic schools in Westchester.
If you go to public school you still manage to know everyone at all the Catholic schools in Westchester.
Below 1400 is a "so-so" SAT score
You claim to hate your school, but you go to all the dances and play at least one varsity sport anyway.
Even though your best friend lives a stone's throw away, you have most of your conversations with him/her on AOL or AIM.
You know you have to act tough when going to The Galleria, or else you might get shot.
You know you have to act sophisticated when you go to The Westchester, or else you'll get kicked out.
Your summer vacation is most likely one of the following: LBI, Cape May, Wildwood, Seaside Heights, or, more simply "The Jersey Shore."
You know someone who knows the girl who starred in "The Blair Witch Project."
Your dad works in an office and wears a suit and tie to work every day.
Your mom either works part-time or volunteers, but whatever she does, it's enough to hold a 24-hour a day guilt-trip over you.
If you don't drive, the Metro North train is your best friend, assuming, of course, you're able to avoid the ticket-collector.
A trip into NYC for a day is your idea of "getting away from it all."
It pisses you off that your friends from the Bronx call this area "upstate New York."
You've met Vanessa Williams at least once.
You complain that the Jefferson Valley Mall is trash, but you find yourself hanging out there every weekend anyway.
You think anyone who lives south of New Jersey is a hick.
Everyone winds up spending Spring Break in the Hamptons.
The students in your school drive nicer cars than the teachers.
Your sixteenth birthday present: Jeep, or your mom's old BMW
Your mother went to a great college, and now does nothing
You say that you are "just outside the city" regardless of where you live
Unlike every other area in the New York Metro area, you believe that people from Westchester, "really don't have accents."
Somebody had to teach you to do your laundry when you went away to college
You consider anything North of White Plains, "Upstate"
Your family belongs to a health club, a golf club, and/or a beach club
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Westchester.
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[10 Feb 2005|07:58pm] |
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Im so bored! there is nothing to do around here... i got astonomy class in 5 mins, its a fun class but sooo stupid. someone entertain me! i need friends...
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[09 Feb 2005|11:23am] |
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i'm mean and selfish and i hate my girlfriend.
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[03 Feb 2005|07:56pm] |
i just had to jump in the dumpster, it fuckin sucked.
i couldnt find my papers that said what to write my english essay on and its due tomarrow and then i realized i threw out a bunch of papers this morning thinking it was from last semester so i jumped in the trash and found it, at least i found it. i feel icky
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[01 Feb 2005|01:32am] |
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fukc fuck fku0ck [fyuck fuck ffuck fuck fuck fuck fyuck p[fuck fuc, duck fuck fuck this is how i fee,l fuck yfuck fuck fuck fuck e0verything and everyone, everyone i love ando hte, fuck fuck fuck fuck f0uck i need -somethngb to die, fuck fuck fuck fuck you and yiou, fuc, =df8cik fuck this is fucking bullshit, no one fucking cares, fucking bull shit bullshit fuck fuck fuck, theseare myp emoti9ons, iks this what you want to see, fuck fuck fuck.
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[29 Jan 2005|07:00pm] |
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i gata poop but i dont wanna move
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[26 Jan 2005|07:33pm] |
i felt the air rise up in me kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
i wonder all what you can inside mhy shell i wait and bleed
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[25 Jan 2005|12:02pm] |
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and the pickles, and the piiickkklleessss
chicken tenders... sweet sauce all over my body
i went to the barber shop today and he gave me a trim, and thats when i thought, what do i need a trim for? therefor her got no tip.
i was at the drycleaners and i put my laundry is the machine only to notice a bloody tampon in it. i decided to use that machine for my whites.
in a book yesterday it said, "the greatest writters are those who eat ham daily". What the fuck is what came to my head.
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[22 Jan 2005|03:16pm] |
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hey jacob gordon do] u still read my lj, and y are u so mean jacob, i used to love u and now ur just a big poo head
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| Why run when you could walk |
[22 Jan 2005|02:48pm] |
i have a friend his name is bill
he rode his bike upon the hill
and he peddled peddled peddled till his blood began to spill
through his veins in his thighs
then come dripping out his eyes
because his body could not take it anymore
Now my other friend now sally
she was running now down the alley
when a homeless man reached out and grabbed her skirt
she said please let me go
he responded "no no no
you will take my hole load against your will"
i tell you these two stories
to give you all fair warning
that tragic things can happen any day
if you dont watch where your going
or you hear your blood of flowing
just stop and think what would graver do?
juuuuuuuuuust
take life day by day
pleae listen to what i say
we aint in rush to do anything
just slow oh up your pace
im sure were in no race
to get to where were going in the end.
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[13 Jan 2005|03:17pm] |
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im bored as fuck, i just got this program and now i can dl mad movies yo, if u know any good movies i should dl commment. i jusgt dled meet the feebles... best movie EVER.
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[05 Jan 2005|10:14pm] |
this was someones away msg today
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
i read it and thought to myself that it was the most pothetic attempt for a cheap laugh, its just stupid. it would have b-een the slightest bit amusing if the last line was takin away, if no one ever mentioned it how do u no it and if some its because someone with a big mouth told u why would u go around telling everyone else this ever so stupid story, i hate the human kind.
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